“Cyrano”: One-Sentence Review

With every romantically inclined note, this adaptation of Edmond Rostand’s 1897 play is a testament to love and language, a complete rejection of the cynics—and a whole-hearted embrace of the Cyranos.

12 out of 12 Tamales

“I Care a Lot”: One-Sentence Review

Redeemability at zilch and villainy at Mach 10, I Care a Lot is a disgraceful, fiery train wreck you can’t help rubbernecking.

8.5 out of 12 Tamales