“Godzilla vs. Kong”: One-Sentence Review

A special effects behemoth, Godzilla vs. Kong smashes past weaker, human-driven subplots and delivers on its promise of entertaining, titanic-sized rumbles.

9 out of 12 Tamales

“I Care a Lot”: One-Sentence Review

Redeemability at zilch and villainy at Mach 10, I Care a Lot is a disgraceful, fiery train wreck you can’t help rubbernecking.

8.5 out of 12 Tamales