“Love is Blind”: One-Sentence Review

For better or worse, through thick and thin, you’ll say “I do” to the next episode of Netflix’s Love is Blind, a reality show that puts its namesake question up for debate, and arrives at only one definitive answer: this series is worth committing to.

10 out of 12 Tamales

“You: Season Two”: One-Sentence Review

Then I saw You: Season Two, with your hooky plot, your implausible—yet consumable—episodes; you took my Saturday and gave little in return, yet here I am giving you a favorable review.

8 out of 12 Tamales

“Don’t F**k With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer”: One-Sentence Review

A behind the screen look at pure evil, Don’t F**k With Cats puts its viewer at unease, a documentary series you’ll want to Ctrl+Alt+Del—but furiously save instead.

9.5 out of 12 Tamales

“The Irishman”: One-Sentence Review

The truth may, or may not, be sleeping with the fishes in Martin Scorsese’s The Irishman; regardless, the deft mafia underworld surrounding Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance pulls you in—even if a digitally modified Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, and Joe Pesci foreshadows a hit on gangster films as we know them.

9 out of 12 Tamales