“Wonder Woman 1984”: One-Sentence Review

Overstuffed, overlong, overhyped, overblown— over it—WW84 is unfortunately another notch on 2020’s ruinous belt. 

4.5 out of 12 Tamales

“Birds of Prey”: One-Sentence Review

A bad music video within a bad dream inadequately describes the train wreck which is Birds of Prey, a villains-turn-heroes pic that takes one part Suicide Squad, two parts terrible, blends them haphazardly and pours contents into theaters nationwide.

2.5 out of 12 Tamales

“Lego Batman”: One-Sentence Review

Lego Batman might be keen at nodding and winking at Batman’s prolific movie canon; however, its joke-a-minute formula has more misses than hits.

5 out 12 Tamales

“Suicide Squad”: One-Sentence Review

The pop art one sheets and the perfectly edited movie trailers, with their catchy, feel-good music, promised us the next great superhero (read antihero) movie; instead, what we got in Suicide Squad is a sophomoric, choppily edited disappointment, with its only redeeming quality being an outstanding performance from Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn and Will Smith’s Deadshot.

6 out of 12 Tamales