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“Annabelle: Creation”: One-Sentence Review

“Annabelle: Creation”: One-Sentence Review

Creation’s atmospheric thrills and well-thought-out jump scares raise it above your run-of-the-mill killer doll movie.

8 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on August 11, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Annabelle: Creation”: One-Sentence Review

“A Ghost Story”: One-Sentence Review

“A Ghost Story”: One-Sentence Review

Behind stoic–yet moving–performances from Casey Affleck and Rooney Mara, A Ghost Story’s unconventional romance permeates the soul with subtlety and tenderness.

10 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on August 7, 2017December 21, 20201 Comment on “A Ghost Story”: One-Sentence Review

“Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets”: One-Sentence Review

“Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets”: One-Sentence Review

B-movie dialogue, cardboard cutouts as leads, and CGI straight out of the 1990s plague Valerian, a Luc Besson film that makes The Fifth Element look like Shakespeare.

2 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 27, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets”: One-Sentence Review

“Jurassic Park”: Throwback-Tamales Review

“Jurassic Park”: Throwback-Tamales Review

It’s the celluloid dinosaurs that rule the earth in director Steven Spielberg’s 1993 release, Jurassic Park, an edge-of-your-seat, popcorn-jumping film that still entertains 24 years after its release.

11.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 25, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Jurassic Park”: Throwback-Tamales Review

“Dunkirk”: One-Sentence Review

“Dunkirk”: One-Sentence Review

By narrowing its scope and focusing on only a few storylines, Christopher Nolan’s World War II set Dunkirk builds harrowing suspense and a thrilling story around characters we care about.

9.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 22, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Dunkirk”: One-Sentence Review

“The Big Sick”: One-Sentence Review

“The Big Sick”: One-Sentence Review

Although Kumail Nanjiani’s  performance is often overshadowed by The Big Sick’s stellar, scene-stealing ensemble, the film’s mores-breaking, atypical love story hits it out of the park.

9.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 18, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “The Big Sick”: One-Sentence Review

“War for the Planet of the Apes”: One-Sentence Review

“War for the Planet of the Apes”: One-Sentence Review

War’s superlative special effects, top-tier action sequences, and distinguished simian performances culminate into the satisfying conclusion of an epic trilogy.

10 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 14, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “War for the Planet of the Apes”: One-Sentence Review

“Beatriz at Dinner”: One-Sentence Review

“Beatriz at Dinner”: One-Sentence Review

A candid performance from Salma Hayek and a pitch-dark, uncomfortable-laugh inducing  screenplay by Mike White solidly anchors Beatriz at Dinner.

8 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 12, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Beatriz at Dinner”: One-Sentence Review

“Spider-Man: Homecoming”: One-Sentence Review

“Spider-Man: Homecoming”: One-Sentence Review

Paying homage to John Hughes’ 80s Brat Pack films, Spider-Man: Homecoming expertly juxtaposes the perils of high school drama against the backdrop of a well-constructed superhero movie.

10 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 11, 2017December 21, 20201 Comment on “Spider-Man: Homecoming”: One-Sentence Review

“Baby Driver”: One-Sentence Review

“Baby Driver”: One-Sentence Review

With the help of an all-star cast and a perfectly synced soundtrack, Edgar Wright, who’s made a career of turning genre films on their head, directs a convention-blurring, career-defining masterpiece in Baby Driver.

11.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 11, 2017December 21, 20201 Comment on “Baby Driver”: One-Sentence Review

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Tamale Terms:

Tamale–a Mexican dish commonly sold by the dozen; hence, movies on this site are scored on a  0-12 scale, 12 being the highest.

One-Sentence Review–a one sentence review of a recent movie or show.

Throwback-Tamales Review–a one sentence review of a movie five years or older.

 

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