“Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets”: One-Sentence Review

B-movie dialogue, cardboard cutouts as leads, and CGI straight out of the 1990s plague Valerian, a Luc Besson film that makes The Fifth Element look like Shakespeare.

2 out of 12 Tamales

Author: tamalemoviereviews

Movie lover, tamale lover.

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