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“Zombieland: Double Tap:” One-Sentence Review

“Zombieland: Double Tap:” One-Sentence Review

Double Tap takes the adage “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” to heart; unfortunately, the heart’s undead and pumped out its best jokes a movie ago.

6 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on October 25, 2019March 29, 2020Tags Abigail Breslin, Emma Stone, Jesse Eisenber, Woody Harrelson, Zombieland, Zombieland 2, Zombieland: Double TapLeave a comment on “Zombieland: Double Tap:” One-Sentence Review

“El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie”: One-Sentence Review

“El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie”: One-Sentence Review

That El Camino’s just an expansion of Breaking Bad’s final episode, poorly aged cast aside,  is this film’s greatest strength—and only weakness.

10 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on October 18, 2019March 29, 2020Tags Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston, El Camino, El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie, Jesse Pinkman, Walter WhiteLeave a comment on “El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie”: One-Sentence Review

“Breaking Bad”: One-Sentence Review

“Breaking Bad”: One-Sentence Review

Creator Vince Gilligan’s Breaking Bad, a tour de force of a show that few have matched—at any level—before it or after it, blurs the line between cinema and coaxial.

12 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on October 14, 2019May 17, 2020Tags Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston, El Camino, Jesse Pinkman, Walter WhiteLeave a comment on “Breaking Bad”: One-Sentence Review

“Joker”: One-Sentence Review

“Joker”: One-Sentence Review

Staying within the confines of cinema and entertainment, Joker is a glorious achievement—planting a diabolical seed which threatens to take the Dark Knight into the darkest of nights.

11 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on October 4, 2019March 29, 2020Tags Batman, Dark Knight, Darkest Knight, Joaquin Phoenix, JokerLeave a comment on “Joker”: One-Sentence Review

“Rambo: Last Blood”: One-Sentence Review

“Rambo: Last Blood”: One-Sentence Review

With Last Blood, all creativity is used up where it counts, the brutal, heart-ripping (quite literally) final 30 minutes, everything else is just filler.

7 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on October 2, 2019March 29, 2020Tags Action, Action Movie, Last Blood, Rambo, Rambo: Last Blood, Sylvester StalloneLeave a comment on “Rambo: Last Blood”: One-Sentence Review

“Ad Astra”: One-Sentence Review

“Ad Astra”: One-Sentence Review

Not arthouse enough—and even with Armageddon’s Liv Tyler—not tentpole enough, Ad Astra struggles to find itself in the recesses of deep space, despite a resurgent Brad Pitt at the helm.

6 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on September 27, 2019March 29, 2020Tags Ad Astra, Brad Pitt, Liv Tyler, Science Fiction, Space, Tommy Lee JonesLeave a comment on “Ad Astra”: One-Sentence Review

“Unbelievable”: One-Sentence Review

“Unbelievable”: One-Sentence Review

Unbelievable is throw-your-sofa-cushion-at-the-screen, or your-entire-sofa—frustrating, a true-crime whodunit that leaves you questioning more than guessing.

11 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on September 20, 2019March 29, 2020Tags Danielle Macdonald, Kaitlyn Dever, Meritt Wever, Netflix, Netflix Series, Toni Collette, UnbelievableLeave a comment on “Unbelievable”: One-Sentence Review

“Hustlers”: One-Sentence Review

“Hustlers”: One-Sentence Review

While Hustlers doesn’t always work, Jennifer Lopez more than fills in the stilettos necessary to make this stripped-down version of Ocean’s Eleven better than it should be.

8.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on September 16, 2019March 29, 2020Tags Hustlers, Jennifer Lopez, JLoLeave a comment on “Hustlers”: One-Sentence Review

“It: Chapter 2”: One-Sentence Review

“It: Chapter 2”: One-Sentence Review

It: Chapter 2’s humor, especially Bill Hader’s, is this sequel’s biggest strength, but an over reliance on campy CGI and cheap scares continue to plague this Stephen King adaptation.

6 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on September 8, 2019March 29, 2020Tags It, It Chapter 2, Stephen KingLeave a comment on “It: Chapter 2”: One-Sentence Review

“The Boys”: One-Sentence Review

“The Boys”: One-Sentence Review

The Boys, or the anti-Avengers, poses the question, what if superheroes were owned by corporate America, and this Amazon show’s answer is dangerously dark, funny and thoroughly entertaining.

11 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on August 30, 2019March 29, 2020Tags Amazon, Amazon Prime, Anthony Staar, Chace Crawford, Erin Moriaty, Jack Quaid, Karl Urban, The BoysLeave a comment on “The Boys”: One-Sentence Review

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Tamale Terms:

Tamale–a Mexican dish commonly sold by the dozen; hence, movies on this site are scored on a  0-12 scale, 12 being the highest.

One-Sentence Review–a one sentence review of a recent movie or show.

Throwback-Tamales Review–a one sentence review of a movie five years or older.

 

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