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“Okja”: One-Sentence Review

“Okja”: One-Sentence Review

Okja’s two protagonists, 14 year-old Mija and the film’s eponymously named super-pig, pull at the proverbial heartstrings, but the movie’s uneven tone and unlikable side characters almost send it to slaughter.

7 out 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 11, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Okja”: One-Sentence Review

“Wonder Woman”: One-Sentence Review

“Wonder Woman”: One-Sentence Review

Even though Wonder Woman follows the familiar plot beats of a typical superhero origin story, its above average action sequences, and its welcome infusion of humor into an otherwise drab Justice League Universe leads to the start of a potentially wonderful franchise.

9 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 11, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Wonder Woman”: One-Sentence Review

“Cars 3”: One-Sentence Review

“Cars 3”: One-Sentence Review

Cars 3, a hodgepodge of retreaded storylines and generic dialogue, adds another middle-of-the-road entry to Pixar’s least winning franchise.

6 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 11, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Cars 3”: One-Sentence Review

“War Machine”: One-Sentence Review

“War Machine”: One-Sentence Review

War Machine’s uneven tone, underdeveloped characters, and Brad Pitt’s distracting grunt-and-snarl delivery adds up to a war satire that misses its target.

5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 11, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “War Machine”: One-Sentence Review

“Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2”: One-Sentence Review

“Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2”: One-Sentence Review

While Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 isn’t able to re-capture the rambunctious energy of the original, its likable characters and its more-hit-than-miss humor saves this Galaxy from implosion.

7.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 11, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2”: One-Sentence Review

“Ghost in the Shell”: One-Sentence Review

“Ghost in the Shell”: One-Sentence Review

Despite being set in the future, Ghost in the Shell feels decidedly obsolete and generic, a hollow film that stylistically copies more from Luc Besson than its own source anime.

3.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 11, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Ghost in the Shell”: One-Sentence Review

“As I Walk Through the Valley”: One-Sentence Review

“As I Walk Through the Valley”: One-Sentence Review

With a frenetic energy and a confluence of interviews piecing together close to fifty years of Rio Grande Valley music history, As I Walk Through the Valley encapsulates the authenticity of a way-too-often-overlooked delta.

9.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 11, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “As I Walk Through the Valley”: One-Sentence Review

“Life”: One-Sentence Review

“Life”: One-Sentence Review

Life’s solid thrills, strong cast, and memorable Martian antagonist keep it from being a run-of-the-mill Alien ripoff.

8.5 out 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 11, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Life”: One-Sentence Review

“Kong: Skull Island”: One-Sentence Review

“Kong: Skull Island”: One-Sentence Review

While it might be a little heavy-handed with its nod to Vietnam era war movies, and the acting ranges from good to awful, Skull Island is still the fun, action-heavy King Kong re-imagining Peter Jackson couldn’t deliver twelve years ago.

8 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 11, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Kong: Skull Island”: One-Sentence Review

“Logan”: One-Sentence Review

“Logan”: One-Sentence Review

Logan’s devastating violence and surprising moments of tenderness effortlessly blend together to deliver the best of the standalone Wolverine movies.

11 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on July 11, 2017December 21, 20201 Comment on “Logan”: One-Sentence Review

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Tamale Terms:

Tamale–a Mexican dish commonly sold by the dozen; hence, movies on this site are scored on a  0-12 scale, 12 being the highest.

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