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The TOP DOZEN of 2017

The TOP DOZEN of 2017

12. Spider-Man: Homecoming
11. A Ghost Story
10. The Disaster Artist
9. Darkest Hour
8. Coco
7. Blade Runner 2049
6. Logan
5. Lady Bird
4. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
3. Get Out
2. Thor: Ragnarok
1. Baby Driver

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on January 2, 2018December 21, 2020Leave a comment on The TOP DOZEN of 2017

“Darkest Hour”: One-Sentence Review

“Darkest Hour”: One-Sentence Review

Gary Oldman’s magnetic performance as Winston Churchill, aided through—bar none—the most realistic prosthetics used in a biographical film, pushes the Darkest Hour from good to really good.

10.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on December 31, 2017December 21, 20201 Comment on “Darkest Hour”: One-Sentence Review

“The Shape of Water”: One-Sentence Review

“The Shape of Water”: One-Sentence Review

Guillermo del Toro’s transcendent adult fairytale, The Shape of Water, is exceptionally cast, gorgeously shot and choreographed, but like its central monstrous character, Water’s true identity isn’t always clear.

9.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on December 31, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “The Shape of Water”: One-Sentence Review

“Bright”: One-Sentence Review

“Bright”: One-Sentence Review

Director David Ayer’s ambitious attempt at world-building, while admirable, falls mostly flat despite Will Smith’s and Joel Edgerton’s best effort at holding a subpar script afloat.

5.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on December 24, 2017Leave a comment on “Bright”: One-Sentence Review

“Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle”: One-Sentence Review

“Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle”: One-Sentence Review

Amusing at a surface level, this Jumanji is saved from the mundane by comically-inclined performances from Hollywood’s newest box-office power duo, Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart.

8 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on December 22, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle”: One-Sentence Review

“Star Wars: The Last Jedi”: One-Sentence Review

“Star Wars: The Last Jedi”: One-Sentence Review

Wholly brimming with originality and nostalgia, director Rian Johnson’s The Last Jedi crescendos into hyperdrive, leaving behind only the anticipation of what’s to come.

11 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on December 15, 2017December 21, 20201 Comment on “Star Wars: The Last Jedi”: One-Sentence Review

“The Disaster Artist”: One-Sentence Review

“The Disaster Artist”: One-Sentence Review

The Disaster Artist, arguably  the best movie in the “a bad director makes a horrible movie” genre, finds the prolific James Franco  at the pinnacle of his acting and directorial craft.

10.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on December 8, 2017December 21, 20201 Comment on “The Disaster Artist”: One-Sentence Review

“Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri”: One-Sentence Review

“Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri”: One-Sentence Review

Although Three Billboard’s vigilante vengeance goes three steps too far, its themes on social injustice are timely and right on.

9 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on December 4, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri”: One-Sentence Review

“Lady Bird”: One-Sentence Review

“Lady Bird”: One-Sentence Review

Flawlessly cascading with adolescent awkwardness, Lady Bird’s verisimilitude about acceptance is made all the more effective by Oscar caliber performances from Saoirse Ronan and Laurie Metcalf.

11 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on November 29, 2017December 21, 20201 Comment on “Lady Bird”: One-Sentence Review

“Wonder”: One-Sentence Review

“Wonder”: One-Sentence Review

Though it borders on the over-sentimental at times, Wonder, behind another great performance from Jacob Tremblay, expertly navigates the cruelty of bullying versus the power of friendship.

9.5 out of 12 Tamales

Unknown's avatarAuthor tamalemoviereviewsPosted on November 23, 2017December 21, 2020Leave a comment on “Wonder”: One-Sentence Review

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Tamale Terms:

Tamale–a Mexican dish commonly sold by the dozen; hence, movies on this site are scored on a  0-12 scale, 12 being the highest.

One-Sentence Review–a one sentence review of a recent movie or show.

Throwback-Tamales Review–a one sentence review of a movie five years or older.

 

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