Tamale Movie Reviews The Oscars 2018

9. Phantom Thread: 6 out of 12 Tamales
8. Call Me by Your Name: 7 out of 12 Tamales
7. The Post: 9 out of 12 Tamales
6. Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri: 9 out of 12 Tamales
5. Dunkirk: 9.5 out of 12 Tamales
4. The Shape of Water: 9.5 out of 12 Tamales
3. Darkest Hour: 10.5 out of 12 Tamales
2. Lady Bird: 11 out of 12 Tamales
1. Get Out: 11 out of 12 Tamales

“The 15:17 to Paris”: One-Sentence Review

The never-acted-in-a-movie (and it shows) real life heroes out perform the professionals, a random collection of sitcom stars, in The 15:17 to Paris, a film so poorly edited it leaves you wondering if you’re watching a movie directed by The Room’s Tommy Wiseau instead of the venerable Clint Eastwood .

2 out of 12 Tamales